Classroom III

After reading the blog post titled 101 reasons to buy a Harley, I started dreaming about buying a motorcycle.  A hallucination?  Maybe that is a better way to describe my thoughts.

Finally, as I crash from my imaginary high, through the haze, here are my top 10 reasons.  One might consider this an attempt to sort out my irrational thinking.  Why should not buy a Harley?  A fifty  two year old fart.  Should I stay in the ‘frying pan’ of driving an automobile, on a highway with a sea of idiots with cell phones stuck in their ears, or hop on a two-wheeler donor-cycle and jump into the ‘fire’?  (I know this paragraph needs editing and revision.  Maybe later.)

Top 10 Reasons I want to buy a Harley

• #10 Even an old, beaten up one looks good. [sort of like old teachers]
• #9 There are thousands of accessories available, so you can make your Harley uniquely yours. [as if I could afford any of them]
• #8 You don’t hear songs about Suzuki’s.
• #7 You never have to explain or apologize for your choice or ride. [exactly! no need of brown paper bags]
• #6 “Arnold” rode one in T2. ["I'll be bac"]
• #5 Lots of extra protein from those bugs in your teeth.
• #4 Don’t need any weight lifting equipment. Just knock it down and pick it back up. [could save $60 per month by not having to go to the gym ;->]
• #3 “Honey, it’s economical — gets GREAT gas mileage!”
• #2 Because you’ve wanted one since you were 11 years old.
• #1 If you get stuck in boring business teachers meeting, you can always think about that last ride you took.

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